What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
Which letter is the coolest? Iced t.
What do you call a cat at the beach? Sandy Claws.
What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon.
What is grey has four legs, a tail and a trunk? A mouse on vacation.
What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.
Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What did the sea do to the sand? The sand blushed because the sea weed.
How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana.
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
What do cows wear in Hawaii? Moo Moo’s.
Where do cows go on their holidays? Moo York.
Italy got Hungary
Slipped on Greece
Went shopping in Iceland
Got eaten by Wales!
Why did the dog stay in the shade? It did not want to be a hotdog.
I just flew back from my holiday in Spain. I bet your arms are tired.
The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time no sea.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing it just waved.