Take our quiz to find out which book you need most!
English
(a) a pod
(b) a flock
(c) a flipper
(a) Eliza Doolittle in George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion
(b) Little Orphan Annie
(c) Jordan
(a) an acronym
(b) an anachronism
(c) a nickname
(a) I before e, except after c
(b) 30 days has September
(c) No talking at the back
Geography
(a) Angel Falls
(b) Niagara Falls
(c) Viagara Falls
a) A Tomato
b) A Pomegranate
c) A Poddington Pea
(a) Hamlet
(b) Village
(c) The Shire
(a) Little boy
(b) Warm wind
(c) The Nincompoop
History
(a) King John
(b) Richard I
(c) The Sheriff of Nottingham
a) Jane Seymour
b) Anne Boleyn
c) Mary, Queen of Scots
(a) Hamlet
(b) Village
(c) The Shire
(a) Primary School teacher
(b) Train driver
(c) Tea-maker
Maths
(a) 2
(b) 4
(c) 800
(a) 40%
(b) 25%
(c) 110%
(a) each angle will be 60 degrees
(b) 30 degrees, 120 degrees, 30 degrees
(c) 3 degrees
(a) a Venn diagram
(b) a pie chart
(c) a cake chart
General Science
(a) Ohms
(b) Watts
(c) Groans
(a) Venus
(b) Saturn
(c) Krypton
(a) Lead
(b) Silver
(c) Peanut butter
(a) 46
(b) 24
(c) 1
ANSWERS
If you answered mostly ‘a’s: Congratulations! You’re the teacher’s pet. You will be an invaluable help to your children with their homework and an asset to any quiz team. Take a house point!
If you answered mostly ‘b’s: I’m afraid you’ve forgotten most of what you were taught at school – were you paying attention?
If you answered mostly ‘c’s: Oh dear, oh dear. We’ll assume you’re the class clown with answers like these – otherwise it’s into the corner with you and pop the dunce’s hat on!