Hi, it's me, Joe. I'm off on holiday to India. Wow! How exciting. The only problem is that I REALLY DON"T LIKE FLYING!! I mean, how does a great big plane stay up in the air? Really? It just defies gravity!! My sister has been on the phone to the pilot, James, and he has promised...

Hi, it's me, Vampire Joe!Tis the season to be freaky… so I've been out and about getting spooky at Harrods, who were having a party full of ghouls and spooks. Well, actually, it was mostly West London yummy mummies and their broods, but there was loads of Hallowe'en fun from carv...

Hi, it's me, Joe.I've been off on my travels. First stop, Bangkok, Thailand. I always like to try out the local cuisine and, while my usual is a Tropical Calippo, today the menu of ice-creams was somewhat more exotic. Red bean, black bean, milk tea or zolocca lolly, anyone? I opt...

Hi, it's me, Joe.I know everyone is back at school and all, but I'm still reliving those heady summer festival days! I've been so busy I haven't even had a chance to tell you about the Just So festival – let's just call it Just So Fantastic festival! Okay, so some of the grown-up...

Joe Blogs striding out at Go Ape Hi, it's me, Joe.Now I expect by now that you know I am an intrepid adventurer, a fella who likes to meet challenges head on, and overcome adversity. Truth be told, however, I don't really have much of a head for heights: I'm much more a feet-firm...

Hi, it's me, Joe.I often like to invent a little game when I'm out and about on my scooter (Limited Edition Lime Green Maxi Micro, if you must know) – it helps to pass the time. So today, it's a game of how much red can we spot. A postbox. Yes. An old-fashioned telephone box. Yes...

Hi, it's me, JoeI feel like the lucky recipient of the Golden Ticket: my personal invitation from Stella McCartney to the launch party of her new collection for GapKids. And what a party! There was a welcome of colourful giant cut-out flamingos, rainbow parrots and action heroes ...

Hi, it's me, Joe.What were you up to on Saturday night? Snuggled up on the sofa watching Strictly? Or maybe shouting “I could sing better than that!” as you watch X Factor. Not me. I was actually roaming around London Zoo and listening to the lion roaring (kinda spooky it was). W...

Hi. It's me, Joe.Man cannot live on fashion alone. That's my philosophy. You've got to have football, too – though if you're clever, I reckon you can happily combine the two. Look at David Beckham.Me and my buddies recently had a match at my school. I've been practising, practisi...

Good old-fashioned baking is enjoying something of a well-kneaded revival, shaking off its stodgy roly-poly pudding associations and emerging like a gleaming tarte au citron thanks to the likes of divine cupcakes first made famous by the Magnolia Bakery in Sex And The City and mo...