Hi, it's me, Joe.So I'm back from a relaxing week at The Grove, "London's Country Estate” – more of that later.But whilst chillaxing in the foyer, I busied myself with my new book Jokes To Tell The Queen, which I thought rather topical given

have managed to investigate your dreadful maid and arch rival Candida Lovejoy from Mother Touch Magazine, next week in London it will be announced that you are to be axed from your Junior column. Candida Lovejoy and your  maid will take over