past me when I was examining my injured knee. We was gutted, we was robbed – and it wasn't even a game of two halves, just a 15-minute runaround. Joe's wardrobe: West Ham United kit. Bobby Moore is my hero.

trying on hats.3. Go West, young man! Evoking the spirit of the Wild West, even in an urban back garden, is surprisingly easy and can involve very little in the way of decorations – just a bale or two of hay (available from pet stores or local stables), a

windows that  gives a hint of a Wild West saloon meets Cheers. There were plenty of families dining downstairs in the pub – a perfect place to enjoy a more rowdy family gathering, without the risk of upsetting diners who prefer something a little more

-to-shoulder with the ‘yummy mummy’ brigade. This café is well-stocked to keep younger customers happy and it even offers a children’s organic picnic platter for £4.95 (which includes organic crisps, Parma ham, cheese and bread). Toys and books are also available to borrow