Hi, me hearties. 'Tis me, Pirate Joe.So why the bed-head hairdo, you might ask? Well, 'tis because I am a ghostly deathly pirate come back from the dead to spook ye out for Hallowe'en. Nah, actually, it's cos I ran away when my mummy tried to brush my hair, but personally I think...

THERE'S SOMETHING EERILY familiar about the enigmatic outsider, with dark mysterious eyes and a macho swagger. OK, so he's also a chameleon in a garish Hawaiian shirt, but Johnny Depp's incarnation as R-r-r-rango (say it with gusto) is a clear

WHAT JOLLY LARKS it always looks like Johnny Depp has when he dons the black eyeliner and dreadlocks that have become his trademark as Captain Jack Sparrow. On Stranger Tides, the fourth film of the pirate extravaganzas, opens all

classmates opt to try their hand at reanimation too, with monstrous results. Based on his 1984 short film of the same name, Burton has taken a step back in time for this, eschewing trusty rent-a-kook Johnny Depp and opting instead for the vocal talents

and mementoes.Star attractions Sweet-toothed Charlie And The Chocolate Factory fans will have a phizz-whizzingly good time viewing Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka suit and getting hands on with dressing up, creating stories and joining in with Revolting Rhymes

romantic getaway. The Park Hyatt Vendôme is great for naughty weekends. The entrance is discreet, so you can sneak in just like Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis do. The Michelin-starred restaurant is the perfect place to enjoy divine cuisine without