A rose between, er, another rose and a thorn? Joe poses with Belle and the Beast (whose toenails need a little attention)Hi, it's me, Joe.The invitation arrived and it told guests to wear something sparkly. Sparkly! Well, I searched through my rather extensive wardrobe and came u...

Hi, it's me, agent 006 (a real spy never reveals his true identity).As the ancient Russian proverb goes, the early spy catches the, er, worm. Or in my case, catches the early bird 7.50am from Euston to Milton Keynes. Why? I hear you ask. Again, I cannot divulge too much about my ...

Hi, it's me, Joe.You do meet the most interesting sorts in the country, and these swans and ducks seem very charmed to meet me. I've been on my travels again, and came across this lively crowd on a recent visit to Burford, when we were staying at Bruern Cottages.There was a disti...

Hi, it's me, Joe.I've got to be honest with you. I'm not usually the type of guy who gets excited about a new pair of shoes. But this time it's different, cos my shoes are hosting a surprise house guest! Yep, Jack Nano and his super vehicle is actually lurking inside a hidden com...

Hi, it's me, JoeMy, what a summer of LURVE we've had, with all these amazing festivals. I've been so busy hiking around the country that's I haven't had a minute to share my thoughts with you. One of the highlights about doin' the festival circuit is that you bump into old buddie...

Funky organic label, Boys&Girls, will be searching the UK for mini models with happy faces (from newborn to 10 years) to appear in their autumn winter campaign, which will be shot in London this summer. The competition is open until May 1. To enter

Hi, it's me, Bat Boy!As you can see, I've been working out in anticipation of the spectacular Batman Live show – check out my impressive six-pack! I managed to bag myself front-row seats for the opening night, and what a show it was. Plenty of high

Hi, it's me, Joe.Just taking time out of my busy schedule to perfect some of my culinary art in a spot of chocolate making. I stopped off at the Easter Masterclass at Harrods at the weekend, and look at my efforts. Not bad, eh?As well as my delicious white chocolates – which invo...

Hi, it's me, Joe.Here I am doing a little spot of modelling at the movies. Must say I do rather like the look of myself on a billboard poster. Almost like it's where I'm meant to be… This is me enjoying some hare-raising antics (geddit?) at Hop.

Hi, it's me, Joe.So I know you are probably all rockin' the rhythm for Team GB and supporting our boys and gals in all their sporting endeavours. But if you feel you need a little light relief from all that tension, my movie recommendation