Hi, it's me Joe.So who's the funny-looking fella in the picture. Didn't I already tell you: it's me, Joe. Oh, you mean the little yellow guys! They're the Minions, from the movie Despicable Me, which is out this weekend. Is it any good? Yeah, I loved it! Joe's wardrobe: Jeans by ...

Aaargh, tis me, Joe.I've been feeling a tad swash-buckling of late. Perhaps it's something to do with seeing the new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. That Cap'n Jack Sparrow is a hero of mine – I like how he wears his eye make-up, so here I am paying homage to him at a recent Disn...

Hi, it's me, Joe.It's Day 2 of my big showdown: Lego Star Wars versus Playmobil Knights Tournament.For today's opponents we have, in the Lego Star Wars corner, a grizzly looking warrior.In the Playmobil Knights' corner, we have… er, a crown and a scroll. (Sorry, your lordship, bu...

Hi, it's me, Joe.Just thought I'd let you see my Valentine date. Isn't she lovely? We were snapped recently at Legoland in Billund, Denmark, checking out the Legoland Hotel. There's a new Legoland Hotel opening very soon in Windsor, and of course I shall be reporting on that one ...

Hi, it's me, Joe.You know how I do like to rub shoulders with the occasional celebrity – remember me swapping tennis tips with Boris Becker, and giving Jaime Winston some thespian guidance – and my latest hobnobbing has been with ol' big ears himself, Mickey Mouse. Very fine and ...

Hi, it's me, Joe.Ever heard the saying "While Rome burns…” Well, not sure if this guy was playing fiddle exactly (just second fiddle to me, he he!), but while the country is on the brink of financial meltdown, what's a guy supposed to do? Can't think of anything better than spend...

Hi, it's me, Joe.By now you should know that I'm a fella who is more likely to create trends, than follow them. On a recent jaunt into the West End, I couldn't help but notice something rather curious. Everywhere I looked, there's seemed to be moustaches... Indeed, in the windows...

Plaid ArmyFrom left, boy Checked shirt £42 by No Added Sugar (ages 3–12); leather jacket £408 (ages 3–12) and cowboy boots £395 (sizes 28–37), both by D&G Junior; distressed jeans £30 by Diesel (ages 2–14). girl, centre Black-and-white checked

but the older age range makes sense, especially for it's signature leather jackets in soft grey and tan for boys and purple and soft green for girls.There is a whole host of dip-dye that perfectly reflects the adult range, and a gorgeous version of the silk

On Tuesday, Next and Debenhams invited Junior to view their Autumn/Winter '09 collections in London.DebenhamsThe new children’s collection focuses on partywear, pinstripe shirts for boys and party dresses for the girls. Girls’ clothing comes mainly