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Ten corny jokes to raise a giggle (or groan)

Tickle your child's funnybone with these classic playground gags


Posted: 12 July 2012
by Fiona McKim

1. What should you do if you find a monster in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe!

2. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework? I'm stuck!

3.What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant... etc

4. What washing powder does Kojak use?
Bald automatic 

5. What's the difference between bogies and broccoli?
Kids don't eat broccoli

6.Teacher: Kevin, you're homework's getting better
Kevin: Yes sir, my dad's stopped helping me

7. How did the T-Rex feel when he fell over?
Dino-Sore!

8. What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid

9. Why are perfect children like ghosts?
Because neither of them exist

10. Teacher: You boy! name the four food groups
Pupil: Erm, fast, junk, frozen and tinned 

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