Joe Blogs pays homage to cockney geezer Guy Ritchie

Hi, it's me, Joe.

So this is me in my cockney geezer meets country gent look. What do you think? Reckon it's rather debonaire look myself. I'm just taking a little restful breather while shopping in Covent Garden. We stopped off at the new Joules shop, tucked away in Slingsby Place. I loved the funky striped stairs: I felt a bit like Kermit, sitting Halfway Down The Stairs – though actually I was on my way up. I bumped into some headless guy who seemed to be wearing practically the same outfit of me. I was going to have a word with him, but there didn't seem to be much point. He didn't have any ears.

We also had a chance to have a mooch around the bookshops too, where I rearranged the Beast Quest books into the right order. Call me OCD or call me David Beckham, but I do like a bit of order on my bookshelves!

Love Jx

Joe's wardrobe: Tweed jacket, orange rugby shirt and flatcap hat, all by Little Joule; jeans by French Connection; boots by Clarks.