Joe Blogs models a friendly python at Chessington

Hi, it's me Joe.

Am I the bravest boy in the world ever? This is me, with a real live python around my neck. To be honest, it was trickier for my mummy to get me to wear the fancy neckerchief than to pop the python on. Love the Breton-style top though.

So, this is me on my recent trip to Chessington. I love that place! The only downside is that it was very rainy, hence the big red poncho. They were opening the new Wanyama Village and Reserve – it was lovely to wake up with zebras and antelopes on your doorstep.

Between you and me, I'm not a big fan of any rides that go too high or too fast, so I contented myself with the horse carousel and the Sky Ride – holding mummy's hand, of course (but that's just to make her feel safe).

Love Jx

Joe's wardrobe: Red and white striped top by Frugi; cowboy neckerchief by Cath Kidston