Joe Blogs goes to India

Hi, it's me, Joe. I'm off on holiday to India. Wow! How exciting. The only problem is that I REALLY DON"T LIKE FLYING!! I mean, how does a great big plane stay up in the air? Really? It just defies gravity!! My sister has been on the phone to the pilot, James, and he has promised not to fly very high. I also like to read that leaflet that tells you what to do in an emergency. I make my mummy take off her heels during the flight just in case we have to jump down that slide.

I don't like flying, but I LOVE airports. There's always lots of cool shops. We stopped at Harrods so I could pose with the poodles. and there was this really cool sports car you could win. I'm gonna have one of those when I grow up! Plus, because I was so nervous, my mummy bought me a whole stack of football cards to keep me happy. Delhi, here we come!

Joe's wardrobe: Blue stiped cotton jacket by Ballantyne; jeans by French Connection Kids; striped Breton top by Petit Bateau; patent trainers by D&G Junior