Joe Blogs cavorts with Jean-Paul Gaultier

Hi, it's me, Joe.
So this weekend I managed to blag an after-hours sneak preview of the latest exhibits at Madame Tussauds. The biggest queue of girls seemed to be for some dude from Twilight. His hair looked too big for me. Mind you, the place is full of guys with quiffs and hair gel: just check out Jean-Paul (sorry, JP, just couldn't resist a sneaky peek!) and Jimmy Dean. Even Adolf looked like he used more than his fair share of Brylcream. I also saw my mate Boris Becker, and the boy Beckham – couldn't be bothered to even stop and look at Gerard. He's not in my best book at the moment.

The highlight of the evening (apart from the chocolate-dipped donuts) was the new Marvel heroes movie, in 4D. I swear it was like being there! When the Hulk sneezed, you could actually feel his phlegm. Awesome! Don't know why my mummy didn't like it. If you can, go check it out. All your Marvel heroes – Spiderman, Iron Man and some blonde girlie in kinky boots – are there. It will literally have you shaking in your D&G boots!

Love, Jx

Joe's wardrobe: Shirt by Paul Smith; trousers by Mini A Ture.