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Joe Blogs: By Royal Appointment

Smart Boy About Town hones his joke-telling skills with a hilarious repertoire to make the Queen giggle… (or groan)

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Hi, it's me, Joe.

So I'm back from a relaxing week at The Grove, "London's Country Estate” – more of that later.

But whilst chillaxing in the foyer, I busied myself with my new book Jokes To Tell The Queen, which I thought rather topical given the forthcoming Jubilee celebrations. If I'm honest, I'll have to admit that some of the jokes are, well, a little hit and miss. On the other hand, the more bizarres ones really did make us laugh…

Here's a selection of my favourites:

Q: What does the Queen drink?

A: Royal tea (Queen's verdict: We are amused).

Q: Why does the Queen wave her right hand?

A: Because the left one's mine. (Joe verdict: I don't get it, but it made my sister laugh till she cried!)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil sharpener. (Queen's verdict: Off with their heads. Joe: I know it's rubbish, but I love it!)

Love Jxx

Joe's wardrobe: Green trousers by Ballantine; All You Need Is Love T-shirt from Zulily; green star baseball boots from Mini Boden.

See more of Joe Blog's royal escapades when he pays homage to a guardsman.

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