Hi, it's me, Joe.
So I'm back from a relaxing week at The Grove, "London's Country Estate” – more of that later.
But whilst chillaxing in the foyer, I busied myself with my new book Jokes To Tell The Queen, which I thought rather topical given the forthcoming Jubilee celebrations. If I'm honest, I'll have to admit that some of the jokes are, well, a little hit and miss. On the other hand, the more bizarres ones really did make us laugh…
Here's a selection of my favourites:
Q: What does the Queen drink?
A: Royal tea (Queen's verdict: We are amused).
Q: Why does the Queen wave her right hand?
A: Because the left one's mine. (Joe verdict: I don't get it, but it made my sister laugh till she cried!)
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil sharpener. (Queen's verdict: Off with their heads. Joe: I know it's rubbish, but I love it!)
Joe's wardrobe: Green trousers by Ballantine; All You Need Is Love T-shirt from Zulily; green star baseball boots from Mini Boden.
See more of Joe Blog's royal escapades when he pays homage to a guardsman.