Joe Blogs: By Royal Appointment

Hi, it's me Joe.

And this is me – not trying to perpetrate the walls of the Royal Palace, but in my own right royal gaffe. Ever since I watched the royal wedding of lovely young William and Kate, I have been somewhat enamoured of all things regal. And I feel like a little prince indeed when I am tucked up in my bed at night in my rather dandy guardsman pyjamas. I leave my medals on, but I do of course divest myself of the headgear, as it gets rather itchy and hot! I've also been reading up on my royal trivia with a neat little book that answers all those burning questions, like does the Queen wear her crown in bed? The answer? Nah, I reckon she wears curlers and a hairnet. (yikes, I'm only kidding, y'know, in case that's a treasonable offence!).

Joe's wardrobe: Guardsman Pyjamas by The Royal Collection; guardsman wooden toy figure by Le Toy Van.